"Oh my! Everything looks and talks like it has rented out space!" exclaimed ALICE
"Oh,
F is for FAKE, but only when you're in SCHOOL!" said the clock.
"But tell me then WHAT is REAL if everything is FAKE?" asked ALICE
"EVERYTHING IS REAL silly girl", the Caterpillar used to say, but in another chapter.
But what the RED QUEEN wanted, the imagineers delivered:
"But if there's money for nothing, then you're playing it cool!" said the ad people, who rule here.
MORE QUESTIONS?
Like, Why did the cat need to go see the doctor?
HISTORY CHANNEL ANYONE?
But thanks for asking, said the doctor's receptionist, thinking to herself,
Can't they see that the cat is seeing double?!
Therefore, in the second meantime, which could be a second or more,
with no thought about it, tick tock tick tock,
now pretty PLEASE SEE how it all looks in the looking glass MIRROR:
Alice's 'LOOKING GLASS' and MAP
Which can also LOOK LIKE THIS if you want to go MOD WITH GLASSES:
More KITTY LITTER HERE!